Monday Night Misanthropes?: Colts vs. Dolphins
Changing 'shoes: The Horseshoe
turns three
Football Haiku
Six interceptions,
each returned for a touchdown,
daggers to the heart.
Three first half fumbles
give Baltimore nine free points.
Defense kept us close.
Dreadful Colt kickoffs
give opponents a short field.
We miss Danny Kight.
Crosby saves touchdown
from behind. Ball is punched like
serve in volleyball.
Look forward, not down.
The Horseshoe's a good luck charm.
Tipped, its luck runs out.
Mora and Manning,
Their war of words goes public.
Only Colts can lose.
On further review,
Mora should never challenge.
He's one of eighteen.
Call Biasucci,
Mike Vanderjagt hurt his back,
diving on the ball.
Monday Night Football.
Will the Colts play the spoiler?
Manning loves prime time.
All smoke and mirrors.
'Fins record is deceptive.
They just aren't that good.
Dennis Miller, babe,
be kind to the boys in blue.
Don't beat a dead horse.
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