Fourth and Short
Very short. Welcome to the Horseshoe, the home for Colts
haiku. Football is a game of simple grace and power, grit and
glory unleashed in small explosions. It's poetry in motion. Fast
forward, that is. The 'Shoe doesn't need pages of stat-crunching
analysis to find the essence of the game.
17 weeks. 17 syllables. That's all we need. Beat that,
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Each year the 'Shoe also predicts winners for
the full slate of NFL games. Jim Conway put the 'Shoe in its
place last season. This year, he returns to defend his title.
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week's predictions
This week's game: Colts vs. Ravens, 10/13 12:00pm RCA Dome
Colts Haiku
First half, Colts get up
Second half, typical let down.
Halftime, not nap time!
D-line injuries
Line of scrimmage battle lost.
Dillon runs for days.
O-line injury
Line of scrimmage battle lost.
Edge is held in check.
Red zone, third and goal.
Running lane up the middle.
Quarterback keeper!
Almost a touchdown,
Almost an interception.
Replay says neither.
Harris tips the pass
Then dives forward for the pick.
How did he do that!
They know it's coming.
Manning pass to Harrison.
They still can't stop it.
Pipe down, Baltimore.
You "stole" your team, just like us.
Let's call it a draw.
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