Fourth and Short
Very short. Welcome to the Horseshoe, the home for Colts
haiku. Football is a game of simple grace and power, grit and
glory unleashed in small explosions. It's poetry in motion. Fast
forward, that is. The 'Shoe doesn't need pages of stat-crunching
analysis to find the essence of the game.
17 weeks. 17 syllables. That's all we need. Beat that,
ESPN.
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Each year the 'Shoe also predicts winners for
the full slate of NFL games. Jim Conway put the 'Shoe in its
place last season. This year, he returns to defend his title.
The score: Up by one! Horseshoe 56/88 Jim Conway
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week's predictions
This week's game: Colts vs. Steelers
Monday 10/21 8:00pm Heinz Field
Colts Haiku
Pass interference.
Yellow flag flies on fourth down.
Qadry saves the game.
Offense on the Edge.
Run to daylight. What daylight?
Less shake, more bake, please.
Five step drop back pass
Tipped, overthrown, out of bounds.
Manning not so sharp.
Field goal fiesta!
Horses coralled in red zone.
Vanderjagt's perfect.
Colts force eight fumbles.
Only one bounces their way.
Fickle oblong ball.
Colt offense sputters
Ray-less Ravens give them fits.
O-line is the key.
Crucial turnover.
Horse hurdles B-more blocker.
New kid on the Brock.
Don't tell anyone.
Quiet Colts amass the wins.
Bring on Monday night!
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