Fourth and Short
Very short. Welcome to the Horseshoe, the home for Colts
haiku. Football is a game of simple grace and power, grit and
glory unleashed in small explosions. It's poetry in motion. Fast
forward, that is. The 'Shoe doesn't need pages of stat-crunching
analysis to find the essence of the game.
17 weeks. 17 syllables. That's all we need. Beat that,
ESPN.
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Each year the 'Shoe also predicts winners for
the full slate of NFL games. Jim Conway put the 'Shoe in its
place last season. This year, he returns to defend his title.
The score: All tied! Horseshoe 79/130 Jim Conway
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week's predictions
This week's game: Colts vs. Eagles Sunday
11/9 1:00pm Veterans Stadium
ISSUE #50! Four years, still going strong.
Colts Haiku
Quick, call the doctor!
Looks like a terminal case
of fumble-itis.
Anniversary!
Fifty years of Colt football.
Hail to the Horseshoe!
Error prone ponies
find new ways to lose each week.
Time to right the ship.
See the horsie dig.
Dig, dig, dig. Big first half hole.
Poor horsie. You lose.
A Tale of Two Halves.
First half, Colts are caught napping.
Second, they wake up.
Gimping and limping,
New Colt bolts from the stable.
He'll Mungro on you.
Four wins, four losses.
Team without identity.
Still time to find it.
Loosen up, Peyton.
Now is no time for self-doubt.
You lead, they'll follow.
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